"Michael Bay" The Hands of Bombs (Based off the horrible made film '"Manos" the Hands of Fate')
One day, the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were in their Turtle-Van on their very first vacation ever and on their way to Nickelodeon Studios to talk about the making of a new CGI series, but got lost in Los Angeles, California. It was getting late in the evening and the Turtles needed a place to sleep for the night. That's when they saw a sign for the "Valley Lodge", and decided to go for it.
By the time it hit sunset, the turtles sees a strange white stone mansion, with a weird looking guy outside the front door. They get out of the van to see if they can stay there for the night. "I am 'Shila'! I'm an actor that gets the most screen time in Bay films, even though my character's name isn't even in the film's title. I also take care of the place while the Director is away!" - Shila LaBeouf.
...That's all I got on this story. End!